INTRO:
Aahhhh
Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man
How can I describe the way I feel...fucking great man
Ok, let me see how can I begin
VERSE 1:
Locked in Mariah's wine celler all I had for lunch
Was bread wine, more bread wine and captain crunch
Red wine for breakfast and for brunch
And to soak it up an in-between snack crackers to munch
Mariah what ever happened to us
Why did we have to break up
All I asked for was a glass of punch
You see I never really asked for much I can't imagine what's
Goin through your mind after such
A nasty break-up with that Latin hunk
Louis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up
I'm not playin I want to back you punk
This is Hello Kitty bedspread satin funk
Mixed with Egyptian with the little rappin punk
Zappin Eric Clapton (shap brings apercrunk-and yea-baby)?
I want another crack at ya
You can beat me with any spatula that you want
I mean I really want ya bad ya cunt
Nick you had your fun
I've come to get ya when your sack got jumped
Man I can use a fresh batch of blood
So prepare your vernacular for Dracular acupuncture
CHORUS:
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What's goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme we're blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i'm gone, blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glack
VERSE 2:
You can be a permanent fixture in my lyrical mixture
I'm the miracle whip, a trickster
My (sicknitch)? a sound when a tube of lipstick's around
I'm bound to put it on in an instant wow man
What an ensemble, what an assortment of armour
(suticals)? just beautiful build us to my (palm-a)?
Cuticles get residue cause i'm touchin the bottle
Never knew I could remind me so much of my momma
I'll cut ya like Dahmer, pull the butcher kife on ya
The size of a sword boy i'm like the fuckin ruts on ya
Get it stuck in your cornea, nice knowin ya Norman
Your so fuckin annoyin, drop the shovel boy
You don't know what the fuck your doin
I ain't playin no fuckin more
Eminem Bagpipes From Baghdad lyrics found on
Nick Cannon you prick I wish you luck with the fuckin war
Every minute there's a sucker born, snuck up on
Maliki made the motherfucker suck on a struck of corn
Shucker, shuck a corn, shuck a corn
Hit Jason in the face with a hockey puck and tell em it's fuckin on
Man what the fuck are ya doin
You're runnin over the snowblower with the lawnmower
Blowin your bagpipes from baghdad
CHORUS
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What's goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme we're blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i'm gone, blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glack
VERSE 3:
In the bed with two braindead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molestin you
Titty-fuckin you til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
Is what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going girlfriends, you need a boyfriend
You need some ointment, just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first, we'll do a coin flip
I just got my one-year sorbiety coin chip
When the bad get goin, how bad does the going get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbin groins wit
Each other especially when you're joined at the hip
I'm going to get the needle and thread from the sewing kit
An attempt to separate 'em and stitch 'em back at the loin shit
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips ahoy! chip
Cookie lookie even took me a polariod
CHORUS
Bagpipes from baghdad
When will it ever cease
For Pete's sakes he's crazy to say the least
Bagpipes from baghdad
What's goin through my mind
Half the time when I rhyme we're blowin up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
Someone turn the vacancy sign on
Cause i'm gone, blowing up like
Bagpipes from baghdad
I run the streets and mack
Like a madman holdin a glack

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